I'lltellyoutonotbuythehouse.
That's the job. 25 years of walking basements, reading markets, and saying the quiet part out loud — so you don't have to find out the hard way.
It Started with a
Cobb Salad.
“Saks Fifth Avenue, 1989. The café.”
Chris started carrying Cobb salads to ladies who lunched at Saks. Fifteen years later, he was running the store. He never once closed his office door.
He learned something in those aisles that business school doesn't teach: People don't remember what you said. They remember how you made them feel.
The Pivot:
In 2001, a friend overpaid for a home because the agent cared more about the commission than the client. That friend's frustration became Chris's mission: be the person that buyer needed.
Today, Chris carries a Sharpie in his pocket. When he walks a basement, he marks the inspection date and his initials on the water heater — so the next buyer knows someone competent was paying attention.
Same job. Different inventory.
He protects your peace of mind.
I'm Not For Everyone.
That's the point.
Not For You If:
- ✕You want a “yes man” who'll price your home $50K too high just to win the listing.
- ✕You need it sold in 48 hours regardless of what you actually net.
- ✕You measure professionalism by how many junior agents show up with matching polo shirts.
I Am For You If:
- This is a divorce and you need discretion more than a sign in the yard.
- You're selling the family home and the empty nest grief is real — not something to “get over.”
- This is “Dad's house” and you need someone who treats it with respect, not a quick flip.
- Your old neighborhood doesn't fit anymore, but you don't want to feel judged for moving up.
That's exactly why I'm here.
Which one just made you nod?
What You Never Have to Deal With
What Gets Remembered
South-facing bedrooms matter to you? Remembered. Busy streets are a dealbreaker? Gone from the list before you see it. We don't waste your Saturday showing you homes that miss the mark.
What Gets Filtered
The 10pm tire-kicker who wants to “just chat”? Handled before morning coffee. The lowball artist who thinks “cute but dated” is a negotiation strategy? Redirected. The financing drama, the neighborhood gossip, the buyer who confuses your kitchen with HGTV? None of it reaches your Sunday afternoon.
What Gets Handled
The contingencies. The inspection negotiations. The 2am appraisal panic call. The part where you thank your lucky stars you didn't have to deal with any of that? That's the job.
What This Isn't
If “strategic asset positioning” sounds like the luxury you want, there are plenty of agents in navy suits who'll oblige. If luxury means someone who remembers which way the afternoon light hits your kitchen and marks the water heater so the next buyer knows — you're in the right place.
25 Years. 500+ Moves.
Bubbles. Busts. Pandemics. Rate spikes. Experience isn't a number — it's knowing which comps are liars and which inspectors are worth waking up for.
20+ Years Excellence
Licensed real estate professional since 2001
Proven Market Leader
Over $8,837,200 in recent transactions
Faster Sales
17 days average vs 45+ market average
5-Star Client Rating
Consistently rated 5 stars by satisfied clients
98% Success Rate
Listings that sell successfully at optimal price
Client Referrals
70% of business from repeat clients and referrals
Ready to Start the Conversation?
No pitch. No pressure. Just a real conversation about what you're navigating.
The coffee is on me.
The timeline is yours.
The heavy lifting is handled.