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Don’t Pay $30,000 to Give a Stranger a Nicer Kitchen

Over 25 years and 500+ guided transitions, I’ve watched brilliant, successful people lose tens of thousands of dollars selling their Twin Cities home — to one of 20 predictable mistakes. My job is to protect your equity from your emotions. This free guide shows you how.

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Twin Cities Home-Seller’s Survival Guide

20 Listing-Killers That Kill Your Sale

25 Years Experience · 500+ Guided Transitions
25
Years in the Twin Cities Market
500+
Transactions Closed
20
Listing-Killers Inside
Preview — 3 of 20

The Listing-Killers I See Over and Over

Listing-Killer #1

The Zestimate Delusion

An Edina couple trusted Zillow’s $850K over comps that said $775K. The listing sat for 45 days with almost no showings. Five months and two price cuts later, it sold for $740,000.

The fix is inside →
Listing-Killer #2

The $50K Kitchen Reno Trap

A Minnetonka family spent $45,000 gutting their kitchen before listing. They recouped $15,000 of it in the sale price — paying $30,000 out of pocket for a buyer’s taste, not theirs.

The fix is inside →
Listing-Killer #3

“We Can Always Reduce Later”

A Linden Hills seller listed $50K over value to “test the market.” Two reductions and 70 days later, a buyer smelled desperation and offered $570,000 — well under the home’s true worth.

The fix is inside →

This is 3 of 20. The other 17 — plus how we prep, price, and launch — are inside.

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What’s Inside

Everything I’ve Learned in 25 Years, in One Guide

No hype. No agent who just tells you what you want to hear. Just the street-level truth from someone whose job is to protect your equity from your emotions.

01
3 Major Listing-Killers, Fully Broken Down
Real stories, what really happened, and the exact fix
02
17 More Listing-Killers, Quick-Fire
Half a page each — the story, and what to do instead
03
How We Prep, Price & Launch
So the first showing feels like an event
04
Real Talk Boxes Throughout
Street-level truth, not textbook theory
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A quick note on why this is free: my business runs on referrals, not on selling PDFs. If this guide protects one dollar of your equity, I’ve done my job — and I hope you’ll think of me when you’re ready to sell.

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Is this really free?
Yes. No credit card, no trial, no upsell buried at the end.
Will you spam me?
No. Occasional notes on the Twin Cities market, and you can unsubscribe anytime.
I’m not buying or selling yet — is this still useful?
That’s the best time to read it. Most avoidable mistakes happen before people even start looking.
Do I have to work with you after reading it?
No obligation. If I’m not the right fit, I’ll tell you — and point you to someone who is.
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Chris Deutsch, Lakes Area Realty

I’m not the agent who tells you what you want to hear. Over 25 years and 500+ guided transitions in the Twin Cities, I’ve watched brilliant, successful sellers leave real money on the table to avoidable mistakes. My job is to protect your equity from your emotions — so you walk away with everything this market owes you.

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